Grammys? More Like Shammys

The Grammys were this Sunday, and we at the Humor Page like to commend ourselves on noticing the small things and mercilessly making fun of them. And because we also like lists, here's a list of things that made us grimace about the Grammys. Lorde's dancing. The star may have won four awards, but I'm not sure how she fit them all in her arms, considering their striking resemblance to those of a T-Rex's when dancing. Speaking of awkward, Ryan Lewis' silence during his and Macklemore's first award acceptance spoke volumes. Why so quiet, Ryan? I have some theories:Ryan Lewis is mute.Ryan Lewis is taking a vow of silence until people stop playing Thrift Shop.Ryan Lewis is a robot.Macklemore is a puppet that Ryan Lewis speaks through. Jay-Z also reminded us of his and Queen Bey's fabulous wealth by offering his (millionth) Grammy to Blue as a "sippy cup." Nice try, Jay, but we all know Blue probably has a diamond encrusted cup at home already. L.L. Cool J referenced his own songs multiple times while introducing awards and their recipients. We get it, you used to have a rap career. Kacey Musgraves borrowed the magic carpet from Alladin and wore it as a skirt during her country performance for her anti peer pressure song "Follow Your Own Arrow." While the Humor Page’s first album, “The Laugh Track,” won’t drop until Q2 2014, you better believe that when we get to the Grammy’s, we’ll be making people say “wait, what?” as much as humanly possible.