New Year, New Page

With the new year fresh underway, we decided to share our board Resolutions as Humor Editors of the 136th board: Write fewer listsWrite more listsBe more decisiveSubmit contradicting articles to Op-Ed under different aliasesFind more on campus look a likesTrick preps into writing for the Humor Page by convincing them that it will get them into collegeHave one censored article per issueOverthrow the Executive Board and turn the Exonian office into a Humor Page ResortPut funnier articles on the Humor PageGet people to write funnier articles for the Humor PageGet people to edit the Humor Page