Cuddle Buddies

Wintertime is exceedingly difficult for many people, especially people like me, who are from the warmer parts of the world. To deal with the extreme cold, relentless snow and lack of sunshine, I have created an ingenious solution. The Cuddlebuddy Association for Lonely Legal Males of Exeter, or CALL ME, is a system in which you can enter some basic information for yourself and find someone to cuddle with you on lonely Saturday nights. Within the next few days, there will be a website where boys can type in their favorite cuddle positions and what type of people you want to cuddle with. Females can go on this website and search for the perfect match and voila, friendships are made. Studies have also shown that cuddling can improve your health! According to shape.com, cuddling releases endorphins, the feel-good hormone. Cuddling also reduces your blood pressure, stress and desire to do homework! I myself am a skilled cuddle-buddy, but cuddle-buddy is made of two words, so two people are needed for a successful cuddle. I’m free most nights on the week, when I’m not working on chem homework (or Humor Page articles), so feel free to talk to me whenever. Currently, I’m searching for a friend, preferably female, who gives off warm heat and can hold me. My favorite positions are the spoon, half-spoon and being little or big spoon is of no matter to me. So enter your information on CALL ME and turn some strangers to friends as you snuggle together to survive the harsh winter term.