Awkward Moments of Winter Break

When your parents refer to the dog as their favorite daughter When the smoking hot butcher at Tony’s tries out a cheesy pickup line on you and your mother responds When your grandmother convincingly blames the dented bumper on you When you realize that the dog has more coats than you When your family arrives an hour late to Christmas Mass When you mother correctly uses the term "ratchet" to describe how you wrapped your Christmas presents When your mother finds out she may be Jewish at the family reunion on Christmas Day