Are You a Dress Code Deviant?

Have you been testing the limits with the dress code or do you follow the rules? Find out in this Humor Page quiz! 1. Does Señora Flores know your name and face despite never having you in class?a) She could point me out at opening Assembly.b) Yes, but only to ask where I got my knee length skirt from.c) I usually don’t have time to be stopped when I’m rushing to class five minutes after it starts. 2. Do you wear Chubbies?a) Only when I’m a certain Main Street upper.b) Why would I wear a fat kid?c) I only ever wear jeans as distressed as I am. 3. Does your cleavage make you look like a woman of the Victorian Era?a) You know, I have been feeling kind of faint lately.b) My turtlenecks don’t leave room for cleavage.c) Cleavage tends to be sacrificed for the one-step oversized sweater look. 4. Does your Wednesday outfit consist of leggings or polos and ties?a) Is it still a Wednesday outfit if I wear it every other day of the week, too?b) I only wear three-piece suits.c) The only thing I wear on Wednesday is the look of shame after having slept through yet another format. If you answered mostly A’s, I'm sorry to say that you need dress code rehab.If you answered mostly B’s, you should probably consider letting parts of your body that aren't your face see the light of day.If you answered mostly C’s, I'm impressed that you got through the end of this quiz, sloppy sloth.