14 Insider Tips and Tricks for Proper Zoom Etiquette
If someone winks, it was probably meant for you, so be sure to DM them in the chat.
If they don’t respond, but their face keeps changing brightness, text them.
Use the clapping emote every time an international student attends class.
Use your face as the background, mute yourself and go back to bed.
Do not stand up. I repeat, do NOT stand up.
If you ever sleep through a meeting, it's a “technical error.”
Lock your noisy siblings in the closet before each class.
If a warrior is talking too much, feel free to interrupt them due to “speaker issues.”
If someone coughs, type an F in the chat.
Make yourself accustomed to the varsity hockey hair style.
If you need to fatigue, start coughing aggressively, then leave.
Keep a tally of every time your teacher says “this situation is not ideal, but we will get through this together.”
Hold in your anger every time a California student complains about their time zone.
Mute before you toot.