Which Teacher Would You Want on Your Dodgeball Team and Why?

“Mr. Stribling. Purely because I would not want that cannon to be on the other team. And I think he’s in the C.I.A.” 

 Ursula Wise ‘21

“Mr. Caldwell because he is speedy and can duck, dip, dive and dodge in a coordinated manner.” 

Dorothy Baker ‘22

“Mr. Thomas. He just seems very competitive and wouldn’t care about who he’s knocking out on the other team.” 

Ifeoma Ajufo ‘22

“Coach Mills. He seems to be able to avoid all the emails I send him, maybe he can do that with dodgeballs too.” 

Henry Liu ‘23

“I would choose Mr. Cosgrove because he would go all out: do or die.”

Georgie Venci ‘22

“Coach Mit, hard to hit and hits hard.”

Emilio Abelmann ‘21

“Mr. Caldwell because he has got to be one of the best dancers I’ve seen, and I think dancing skills can transfer to dodging balls.”

Zander Galli ‘22