Coop’s Scoop

Which Faculty Member Would Spend the Most Time in the Penalty Box?

“I think we can all agree that Dean Cahalane is high up on this list.”

 Ursula Wise ‘21

“Mr. Weatherspoon. He would hit the refs with a killer moral argument.”

Brandon Anderson ’21

“Coach Mills always preaches about respecting the refs, but when you watch the game tape, you can see that he does the most arguing. So Mills would be a problem if he played.” 

Hayden Giles ’22

“Hands down Coach Venci ‘20. Just last year he was consistently in foul trouble.” 

Aren Mizuno ’21

“Coach Mills, because heartless players tend to break the rules more often.”

Adam Tuchler ’21

“I can think of a few.”

Erica Lazure, English Instructor

“100% Coach Lundy. He just gives penalty box vibes.”

Nat Kpodonu ’23

“Coach Cosgrove is last on that list.”

Aiden Silvestri ‘22