Chazz’s Quippy Quote Box

Which faculty member would you draft to your Fantasy Football team and why?

“Huoppi... Have you seen his college lacrosse pictures?”

Sam Gumprecht ’20

“Ms. Caldwell. She’s so scary!”

Jade Goulet ’20

“I’m thinking Mr. Molina because he will bring the energy.”

Gannon McCorkle ’20

“I’m gonna choose Coach Mills. I’m thinking he’s gonna get me at least two interceptions a game.”

Josh Morissette ’22

“Dean Atif. He’d be like Gronk.”

Zeb Tilton ’20

“Coach Thomas. He rocked Ben in practice with no pads on.”

Hugh McLaughlin ’21

“I pick Mr. Weatherspoon. Name value is huge in fantasy football.”

Cooper Walshe ’21

“Ms. Waterman, player or coach. She’s tough.”

Bill Rawson ’71

“Mr. Lincoln. He’s a beast.”

Matt Ngai ’21

“Mr. Thomas. He’s always in the gym!”

Anna Jacobowitz ’21

“I’d say Mr. Caldwell. Have you seen that man run?”

Abby Asch ’21

“Mr. Thomas. He seems like he’s very quick and would be a good personality to have on the team.”

Kate Mautz ’22