12 Lessons We Learned from Being Sports Editors

1: There’s more than one reason to get up at 5 a.m.

2: Nobody REALLY knows how to use Adobe InDesign, some just struggle less than others.

3: Jack Hirsch did nothing all year.

4: Kim Jong-Il is a better role model than Aaron Hernandez.

5: We still don’t no what the copy editors do.

6: Tommy Cefalu buys a lot of muffins.

7: Clyde’s Cupcakes is offering a sale from now until Dec. 2 on your             favorite seasonal cupcakes.

8: Georgia Forbes cares more about the font size on B5 than real homework.

9: Half of being a life editor is creating awful puns or titles.

10: Water polo is really, really hard.

11: Ben MacLean is a less entertaining version of Sid the Sloth.

12: We shouldn't have signed up for this.