12 Reasons Why Exeter is Going to Win E/a

1: The dust in the Cage will suffocate the weak Smurf lungs.2: We got a postgraduate kicker to end the streak of 13-12s.3: John Palfrey’s forehead will take over his entire face, leaving him unable              to “win” the principals’ handshake.4: George Bubrick lifted a lot this week and is ready to start at defensive end.5: We have Kevin Gilbert. Andover doesn’t have Kevin Gilbert.6: Boys’ XC will sacrifice a prep to Crom, securing their #driveforfive.7: Bear Polo will use its newfound free time to slash the Andover buses’ tires.8: MacFarlane gave us the Andover playbook.9: Soxie and Moxie will get along for long enough to start a joint cash pool              to bribe the refs.10: Cecil Williams decided he wanted to PG again.11: Rob Morris went to the 9 a.m. and 11 a.m. church services this week.12: The sports editors will chirp the other teams and be really mean about it.