12 Things More Intact Than My Fantasy Football Team

1: Michael Kidd-Gilchrist’s jump shot.

2: LeBron James’ hairline.

3: The Dallas Cowboys’ starting offense.

4: Sodom and Gomorrah.

5: Lamar Odom’s credibility.

6: Big Red running backs.

7: Jason Pierre-Paul’s hands.

8: The Berlin Wall.

9: Egos of seniors walking out of CCO.

10: Centers for the Philadelphia 76ers.

11: Tiger Woods’ marriage.

12: Ben MacLean’s love life.