12 Possible Meanings of Ache Te Vitu

1. Short shorts rule.

2. Jet fuel can’t melt steel beams.

3. There is no safeword.

4. Nothing. Absolutely nothing.

5. My feet hurt.

6. My name is Holden Hammontree. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

7. Christ, not another hill.

8. Be loud in Dhall.

9.  At least we’re not crew.

10. I thought I signed up for water polo.

11. “I did not have sexual relations with that woman.” – Bill Clinton

12. I wish I played a real sport.