12 Things More Stable than Derrick Rose’s Knees

1: The starting five for the Philadelphia 76ers.

2: The starting QB for the Cleveland Browns.

3: John Harbaugh after a Kaepernick interception.

4: Ron Artest. Metta-World Peace. The Panda’s Friend.

5: Dennis Rodman’s relationship with the Secret Service.

6: ‘Bama fans after the 2013 Iron Bowl.

7: Cleveland Cavaliers fans after “The Decision.”

8: Cleveland Cavaliers fans after “The Decision II.”

9: Lance Armstrong’s testosterone levels.

10: Tiger Woods’ love life.

11: Braves’ fans when they hear the words “infield fly.”

12: Mike Tyson’s Siri.