Horoscopes

“Horror”scopes: What should you be for Halloween, based on your zodiac?

Aries: Pirate — this is the perfect costume for you, Aries. You pay attention to the little details and are not afraid to choose a more quirky outfit. So grab your eye patch and tricorn hat and practice your best “ay, ay matey.”

Taurus: Giant Dinosaur — Go big or go home with your Halloween costume!  That’s your motto, Taurus. What’s bigger than a giant inflatable dinosaur costume?? Nothing. That’s right. 

Gemini: Slice of pizza — Perfect as an individual or group costume, a slice of pizza is ready to be the center of attention. Your overall likeable character is perfectly akin to the cheesy pie, so why not dress like one for Halloween?

Cancer: Vampire — You’re a true classic, Cancer, and it’s clear to see that in your halloween costume choice. So don the dark eyeliner and break out the sharp teeth. You can’t go wrong with this classic choice.

Leo: Cat — You don’t like putting too much effort into your Halloween costume, Leo. All you need for the perfect cat costume are some whiskers, ears and–if you’re really feeling it–a tail. Keeping it simple is your forte, and the cat costume is a perfect way to do that.

Virgo: Hippy — Embrace your inner groovy for Halloween this year. Your happy-go-lucky vibe fits perfectly with this seventies-inspired costume.

Libra: Pineapple — You are sweet, just like a pineapple! Show off your non-sibi side and spread your kindness around the school. Reach out to people you don’t know yet and enjoy your day. You won’t be very scary on halloween night, but you’ll still have a fun time.

Scorpio: Giant M&M — You bring the party, Scorpio. You’re always fun to be around and never fail to make someone’s day. Hang out with your friends this halloween and eat lots of candy!

Sagittarius: Lumberjack — You’ve always been into the outdoors, so embrace it this halloween, Sagittarius. Dig that flannel out of your closet and impress your friends with your outdoorsiness as you brave the cold, windy Halloween night. 

Capricorn: Animal Onesie — The perfect costume for being comfortable while piling up on the candy. This way, if it’s cold out, you will always be warm, and you will be ready for nap time any time.

Aquarius: Shark — What’s scarier than a shark in the water? A shark on land. And you’ll be just that, Aquarius. With this costume you can be both fun and scary, the best of both worlds!

Pisces: Werewolf — The moon is in your sign this week, Pisces, and it’s a full moon. Get ready for a night full of emotions–you won’t know what to expect. Try to find a haunted house to visit to get a little spooked this halloween!

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