No Upholstered Furniture? No Problem!

With the new suggestion of the deans to NOT bring upholstered furniture to campus, the question still remains in the hearts and minds of students everywhere: “So what do we sit on when one chair just ain't enough?” Here’s a list I’ve compiled of possible solutions:1. Inflatable couches, such as those in SpongeBob Squarepants.2. The floor. Pro Tip! Add a nice bed of leaves to your room to give it that outdoorsy feel!3. Preps. Go ahead, just sit on 'em.4. Harkness tables. Easy to move and comfortably fit in any dorm!5. The radiator. Pro Tip! Here’s a fun game, last person with third degree burns wins!6. And finally, snow. This doesn’t mix well with the radiator, so if you don’t want a wet floor (and who does amirite?), turn it off silly!