Olivia Rodrigo’s “SOUR” Stages of Grief: When You Get Your Test Back

By ADELLE PITTS ‘27, MELIA THIBAULT ‘27, JADE YOO ‘27, and MEGHAN TATE ZEE ‘27

brutal: that moment when i get my test back… god it’s brutal out here

deja vu: getting flashbacks to last term (i said i was going to lock in)

jealousy, jealousy: when i single-handedly bring the entire class average down

traitor - when i thought i was tight with my teacher (they genuinely failed me)

drivers license: what i could be getting right now if i didn’t go to boarding school

1 step forward, 3 steps back: me when i get an A in harkness but fail all of my tests

good 4 u: when my biggest opp gets the highest grade in the class

enough for you: when i have an 85.1… do you think they’ll round to an A-?

happier: what i was before i came to exeter

hope ur ok: what my friends say to me when i get my test back (poker face card declined)

Bonus- vampire: when it’s 4 a.m. and i start studying for my test (it’s at 8 a.m.. today.)

favorite crime: what will happen to my teacher late at night (just joking…obviously)