Nobody Knows Caroline Calloway

“Probably the gap year with the most variety, Caroline Calloway will find herself doing totally different things in completely disparate locations. She will work as an intern for the acclaimed literary magazine McSweeney’s, in San Francisco. Then she will work as a dive instructor in the Cayman Islands, then take a bike tour of

Amsterdam and then study art history. “I also am looking into volunteering at a women’s center in northern Africa, in Mauritania. That plan isn’t confirmed yet, but the rest will be really fun,” she said.” — The Exonian archives, 6 June 2010Tell me this isn’t the most classic thing ever.

“Well my entire life has been a lie. All this time I thought my Dad had been second-in-command at the Harvard Crimson and he never even wrote for The Crimson at all. It turns out I misremembered: My Dad was second-in-command at The Exonian...” –– @carolinecallowayAnd She Was Like, Editor-In- Chief, what a tragic demotion.The Questions That Remain:1. How did she transfer from NYU to Cambridge?2. Can she actually recite Catullus from memory?3. What is the net worth of her father William P. Gotschall ‘71?4. Did she ever end up going to Mauritania?5. Where are the Yale plates?