Subtle Nick Dating

Height: Taller than 5’6”, we swear.

Weight: A lot more now since he sits around the

newsroom.

Number of sports he used to do: Three.

Number of sports he does now: Drama Sports!

Number of hours spent pursuing a Classical

Diploma: Over 9000.

Number of minutes said diploma will allow him to

graduate early: Like, eight.

Accessibility to dorm room for Vs (possibly legal):

Yeah, about that...

DM sliding skills: Check your Messenger.

Pairs of sweatpants owned: One.

EP accept/reject ratio: Zero to 18.

Go-to pick-up line: “Did it hurt when you fell from

the vending machine? Cuz you’re looking like a

snack.”