Which News Editor Are You?

What do you do in your free time?

A. Cook

B. Despair

C. Nap

D. AP Bio

Where are you from?

A. Bangkok

B. Schwarzach

C. Korea

D. LAS VEGAS

What’s your favorite snack?

A. Not berries

B. Freedom

C. Chocolate

D. Sushi

What sports do you do?

A. Squish

B. Tennis

C. Managing Squash

D. Wrestling

What’s your all time favorite quote?

A. “Emily, you are Morty and I am Rick” - Don

B. “Everything you say reminds me of a serial killer.” - Rose (@Paul)

C. “Just search up any funny quote and put it in.”

D. “Speak softly and carry a big   [expletive].”

What’s your 333 about?

A. Second half

B. Vietnam

C. The Pentagon Papers

D. Guns

What’s your hidden talent?

A. Being allergic to berries

B. Erudite sarcasm

C. Being born upside-down

D. Lifting

Are you in a relationship?

A. “You know it.”

B. ;)

C. No no no no

D. “Just with my hot cheetos”

What’s your go-to fashion?

A. Orange polo

B. Plaid

C. Flannels

D. Wentworth hoodie

Mostly A’s: You’re Don! Exciting, outgoing and reportedly allergic to berries, this ESSO board member is self-described as “cool.” Pajamas + orange polos are your go-to. You wear shorts backwards.

Mostly B’s: You’re Paul! Seemingly quiet and serious, you’re actually just really, really, weirdly interested in ethics or something like that. You’ve definitely read literally every book ever written. EVERY. BOOK.

Mostly C’s: You’re Sarah! You’re fashionable, friendly and probably own a pair of Gucci shoes. You’re super studious and take a lot of naps. You love avocado toast and London Fog from D Squared.

Mostly D’s: You’re John! While you might seem quiet on the outisde, you’re actually just waiting for the perfect moment to drop an important question, usually “Is Meatloaf a Bread?” You’re also “the master of all trades.” Your one weakness? You’re not as good as you think you are at Smash.