Alternative Options to Cutting the Newspaper to Eight Pages

Not doing that.

Never doing that.

Doing literally any other option.

Not usurping the E-Book-ordained rules of The Exonian and clearly breaching the individual liberty of the student population.

Cutting the paper to eight pages, but cutting the font size in half so it’s the same amount of content.

Not destroying our school’s and newspaper’s reputation.

Taking a breath and actually allowing students to adjust to their new responsibilities.

Reflecting upon the long history and tradition of being a school newspaper with a backbone.

Remembering that cutting down the paper means cutting the Humor Page, AKA the foundation of Exonian society.

Using all the time spent arguing over this to instead create a 16-page paper.