9 Things You Know if You're Half Exonian, Half Given Up

Going to sleep at 9 pm and waking up at 5 am to finish your homework is always the plan. Never works.

Grades don’t really matter until you see a B-. Then they matter.

No expectations means no disappointments .

The decision to spend 30 minutes doing the reading before fatiguing the class is always the best way to go.

You feel so bad for dicking assembly that you watch the live-stream from the comfort of your room.

The feeling of signing up for 50 clubs, dropping 51.

You’ve definitely presented the hardest “easy” problem in math class.

You’ve already tried writing for The Exonian (humor).

You really relate to the first line of“Fix You” by Coldplay.

Counting is challenging. So is filling up space in the Humor Page.