Things You Find on the Left Side of Elm
- Teachers you make eye contact with every time you fill your cheeks with wet rice
2. The gluten-free fridge, for my sensitive tummy and the hipsters
3. Not the ice cream machine
4. Preps
5. People complaining about being on the left side
6. A bunch of strange rooms that seem to only appear when you have a club meeting
7. North Side girls, nearly in tears, wondering why they aren’t playing ukulele and eating pizza on their cushy beanbags
8. If we had a large-scale fencing team, those kids would probably sit there. Star Wars Club too. Science Bowl, even.
9. The seltzer machine that somehow produces sour water
10. Hot chocolate that’s somehow even more watery than the rice
11. The dish line that is ALWAYS CLOSED
12. The hot sauce everyone’s scared to touch
13, Teams who couldn’t find a full table on the right side so they sadly trudge to the left side, faces filled with sorrow like the martyrs they know they are