Ghost Haunts Second Floor Academy Center Bathroom

It was a cold and blustery Wednesday afternoon. I was sitting in the spookiest office around (The Exonian office), twidling my thumbs, trying to come up with an article that would make Exonians and Smurfs chuckle alike. I drank a large cup of iced coffee, as one does, to get the ~creative juices~ flowing. Naturally, as a result, I soon found myself making my way to the bathroom on the second floor of the Academy Center. However, what I found upon my arrival at the porcelain throne will shock and spook all who hear. I found that the bathroom is ~HAUNTED~.

There I sat, overexposed and alone, on my throne of solitude. At least I thought I was alone. However, as I carried out my business and scrolled through the dankest of debate memes on my phone, I suddenly heard the automatic toilet three stalls down flush. I was shook. I was shaken. Only one explanation can make sense for this especially spooky experience: there is a ghost haunting the second floor of the Academy Center. If I were to venture a guess, it is the ghost of a past editor-in-chief, forced to eternally roam the halls, whispering, “No Oxford commas, you incompetent plebians.”

Hopefully, that poor lost soul will one day find peace. Until then, I will be haunted eternally while simply trying to use the john in peace. Or, at least until board turnovers.