Top 10 Reasons to Vote for Trump This Election Season

1. You agree with most of his fiscal policies and some of his social policies and are willing to overlook a few character blemishes so that a candidate that agrees with you will be in the White House for the next four years.

2. You’ll use a golf pencil to fill out your ballot.

3. You’re in his will.

4. You _Vote don’t trust the liberal media, who’s giving _For you subliminal messages _Hillary to vote for Hillary.

5. You’re on your deathbed and will not face the consequences.

6. Your last name ends in –ov, –ev, –ic, or -utin.

7. All of the surfaces on which you would fill out your ballot are padded.

8. You like a guy who will try out all the options before choosing a wife.

9. You do it ironically.

10. Your family tree is a circle.