Dorm vs. Dorm

Five DJ Khaled Keys to Exeter

Hoyt Hall

1. Announce your name at the beginning of every discussion with “DJ Khaled!!!”

2. Ensure that all you do is win.3. Keep your Snapchat game sharp and add faculty.4. Instead of clapping, whisper “bless up.”5. Work hard, play hard, but don’t play yourself.

Next Week: Wheelwright Against Dunbar

Each week, two or three dorms will be pitted against each other. Members of the chosen dorms will submit a reply to the Humor section’s weekly prompt. The funniest, most appropriate response will be published in the Humor Section and the dorm with the best response will win the round. Submissions must be emailed to exonianhumor@gmail.com before EP on the Tuesday following this edition of The Exonian.

This week’s prompt: 5 Low Expectations You Have for the Year