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AUDREY:

Audrey DeGuerrera hails from the toasty city of Minot, North Dakota, and is best described as a peppy three-year who loves winter and finds Upper year a breeze. Audrey loves pumpkin spice lattes, yoga pants, and sushi, although she’ll swear on a prep’s life she isn’t a basic. Audrey dabbles in sitar because she thinks she’s quasi-hipster, and also has a strong affinity for Russian language and culture. This summer, Audrey traveled to Russia with a friend, and all they did was soak up the rich Russian culture in St. Petersburg while not posting any incriminating snapchats to their stories. By process of elimination, her favorite Dhall food is water. Audrey’s life motto is “Disregard females, acquire currency,” and she promises she’ll swipe right if you do. Squash is both Audrey’s favorite sport and her favorite fruit, and she can often be found playing in Lululemon garb. Audrey’s least favorite herb is basil, and because she grew up in Colorado, her favorite plant cannot be mentioned. While she probably will go onto become a doctor or a businesswoman, Audrey’s dream is to become a comedian or a television talk show host.

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