Awkward Moments

That awkward moment when you take the elevator down to the basement in a pair of boxers to pick up your laundry bag and Harper Shang is having her second birthday party. 

That awkward moment when you and a child reach for the last ice cream cone in the basket but you don’t let the kid have it. 

That awkward moment when you don’t turn in your Exonian articles on time.

That awkward moment when you show up to the Exonian office, but all the food is gone.

That awkward moment when people say “no” when you ask them for your signature in order to run for StuCo Secretary.

That awkward moment when you do tomorrow night’s homework instead of tonight's.

That awkward moment when run out of cash to tip the Szechuan driver.

That awkward moment when a prep walks in on you *censored* in only your socks.

That awkward moment when a prep walks in on you doing homework in only your socks.

That awkward moment when you spill Coke on your computer, put it back together, but can’t bring it to class because the keys are really sticky and you can’t type anything. 

That awkward moment when you realize laundry day was yesterday.

That awkward moment when you realize it’s not X free…