Weekly Horoscope

Scorpio: This week, someone's going to feel your sting. Let the hopeless romantic in love with you down easy.Sagittarius: It's been a bad week, and things will probably only get worse.Capricorn: You've been climbing mountains since the start of term; prepare for a drastic fall.Aquarius: Go with the flow and join a hot new club. It's not too late for chess club this Saturday.Pisces: You’ve been looking really cute this week. Keep it up, and the PG in your ceramics class might ask you to spend time in the studio.Aries: There have been one too many Harkness brawls this week. Tone it down, warrior.Taurus: Make sure to set your alarms and save those dickies for that history paper you’ve been putting off.Gemini: That really great EP you had earlier this week is the start of a budding fling.Cancer: Be careful with your heart, or Scorpio might be breaking it this weekend.Leo: Let’s hear you roar. Step up to the plate this week in your favorite clubs and classes.Virgo: Loosen up a little this weekend and do something reckless (but don’t get kicked out.)Libra: You’ve had a boring week and will probably have more. No advice for you. 

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